theowlandthekey:

witches cottage

Oh to be a witch in the woods…

strawberrycreampuff:

i am SO PRETTY from a little distance, in a shaky selfie, passing by, in low lighting. it’s the added mystery. NO u don’t have to come closer, this is fine

crow–teeth:

said something one time and someone heard it. absolutely mortifying

tinyrats:

ive been watching the holiday season of nailed it all day and in episode 6 the bakers were fucking up so badly that the camera man was repeatedly driven to literal tears while shakily filming their creations

hotelmaintenence:

symmetra:

they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

affectedsteez:

it’s possible that this laptop wasn’t built for five years of literally 24-hour-a-day use

ishida-why:

Kirishima Touka -  Ace of Clubs (official art by Ishida)

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shelbygraces:

mellenabrave:

aphonicgod:

gehayi:

ladyoftheteaandblood:

antyc67:

earlgreytea68:

faedreamer:

thevoluntaryist:

volcel-official:

trenchcoats-anonymous:

I can smell the entitlement in the air

Oregon was a mistake

Oregon, what you doin???

I think I am most bewildered by how many people seem to think that you spend the rest of the day reeking of gas fumes if you touch a gas pump. Do they think you pour the gas all over yourself…? Why are these gas fumes clinging to you through your day such that you will not be fit to be around other humans…? 

I didn’t even know there were places left that let you pump your own gas.

@antyc67 in Britain we pump our own.

I didn’t know there were any stations left where people don’t pump their own gas.  Every gas station I’ve ever seen has been self-service since the 1970s.

I’ve lived in Central Michigan my entire life and i have never heard of people just….not pumping their gas……i’m so fucking confused.

Oregon: You expect us to pump our own gas like peasants? :/

The entire rest of the world:

New Jersey is the only other state where it’s actually ILLEGAL to pump the gas yourself

I’m literally flabbergasted at this entire post

flickerman:

the older I get, the more attractive stability becomes……………… i just want some god damn peace of mind and a non-stressful environment

theoreocat:

In 2018, Oreo gave us some of the best yawns on Tumblr.