ちくしょう!!!
Dec 11,2018
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rosewater1997:

me drinking green tea: this is gonna fix Everything



Dec 11,2018
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harvard-dad:

imactuallytrying:

babyanimalgifs:

wait for a surprise

I gasped!!!

are u kidding me 



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ofpaintedflowers:

“ Not all in heaven have I hated, 

Not all in world have I despised. “



Dec 11,2018
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pochowek:

pochowek:

pochowek:

pochowek:

On the early morning of december 17th im going to post the peanut butter baby, an image rich in skin tone pixels, like 50 times in a row, and get banned

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They dont like it already

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Hold on lemme post another one

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Like clockwork



Dec 11,2018
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dudeholdmybeer:

me trying on new outfits in my room



Dec 11,2018
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i literally just had a long conversation at work with my manager about how detrimental the late night shifts have been for my narcolepsy/trying to have a normal sleeping schedule and what does she do for the schedule of the busiest week of the year? schedules me to work until 1:30am every night of the weekend

thanks i love dying



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canadianbeerandpostmodernism:

“Once a dog forms a close relationship with a caring owner, their loyalty can be unbreakable, and they will stick with their owner through thick and thin. And unlike us, dogs don’t pass judgment on people who are down on their luck or homeless. This post is a tribute to homeless dogs, who love and stick with their homeless owners no matter what.

Pet dogs offer vital help to the homeless. They provide them with unconditional love in a time when much of society has turned their back on them and they protect their owners from the many dangers of the streets. Surprisingly, many homeless dogs are relatively well-cared for. Homeless owners will often choose to go hungry themselves rather than see their companion go hungry, although they are often unable to provide their pets with professional veterinary help.” Bored Panda

http://www.petsofthehomeless.org/

Not to ruin the vibe, but they also serve as protection from countless (usually) suburban thrill seekers who have no issue with assaulting the homeless.



Dec 9,2018
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positive-memes:

for that special someone in your life



Dec 9,2018
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syoish:

Everyone I follow: I’m leaving tumblr because of the nsfw ban, here’s my twitter and instagram.

Me, who’s been using tumblr as my sole source of social media since a crisp autumn day in 1648, hates change, and is terrified of a different social media experience:

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Dec 6,2018
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theghostboy:

dwarvesandrobots:

theghostboy:

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

  • “happy birthday” every time i hand them something
  • “well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong
  • “we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced
  • “can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing
  • referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”
  • “time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages
  • referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”
  • “what are they gonna do, fire me?”

I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”

this is probably my favorite comment on this post so far



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protectblkwomen:

badgyal-k:

meanmisscharles:

lessdanthree:

what drugs were they on when they made this

Cab Calloway rotascoped!

Whoever thought of this was drinking absinthe

Thanks, Now I have nightmares