ちくしょう!!!
Jan 7,2019
100,959 notes

theowlandthekey:

witches cottage

Oh to be a witch in the woods…



Jan 7,2019
242,225 notes

strawberrycreampuff:

i am SO PRETTY from a little distance, in a shaky selfie, passing by, in low lighting. it’s the added mystery. NO u don’t have to come closer, this is fine



Jan 7,2019
41,648 notes

crow–teeth:

said something one time and someone heard it. absolutely mortifying



Jan 7,2019
63,679 notes

tinyrats:

ive been watching the holiday season of nailed it all day and in episode 6 the bakers were fucking up so badly that the camera man was repeatedly driven to literal tears while shakily filming their creations



Jan 7,2019
327,461 notes

autodiscothings:

concerningwolves:

aproblemlikebrianna:

I’ll need a bigger mug for that, please and thanks.

Can I just–

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Oh it got better



Jan 7,2019
106,944 notes

days-e:

The best nights are filled with stars ✨



Jan 7,2019
18,332 notes

teenagerposts:

We don’t deserve dogs (Source)



Jan 7,2019
70,719 notes

hotelmaintenence:

symmetra:

they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

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Jan 7,2019
181,666 notes

affectedsteez:

it’s possible that this laptop wasn’t built for five years of literally 24-hour-a-day use



Jan 7,2019
1,792 notes

ishida-why:

Kirishima Touka -  Ace of Clubs (official art by Ishida)

(1) (2) (?)



Jan 7,2019
122,755 notes

shelbygraces:

mellenabrave:

aphonicgod:

gehayi:

ladyoftheteaandblood:

antyc67:

earlgreytea68:

faedreamer:

thevoluntaryist:

volcel-official:

trenchcoats-anonymous:

I can smell the entitlement in the air

Oregon was a mistake

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Oregon, what you doin???

I think I am most bewildered by how many people seem to think that you spend the rest of the day reeking of gas fumes if you touch a gas pump. Do they think you pour the gas all over yourself…? Why are these gas fumes clinging to you through your day such that you will not be fit to be around other humans…? 

I didn’t even know there were places left that let you pump your own gas.

@antyc67 in Britain we pump our own.

I didn’t know there were any stations left where people don’t pump their own gas.  Every gas station I’ve ever seen has been self-service since the 1970s.

I’ve lived in Central Michigan my entire life and i have never heard of people just….not pumping their gas……i’m so fucking confused.

Oregon: You expect us to pump our own gas like peasants? :/

The entire rest of the world:


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New Jersey is the only other state where it’s actually ILLEGAL to pump the gas yourself

I’m literally flabbergasted at this entire post



Jan 4,2019
401,879 notes

flickerman:

the older I get, the more attractive stability becomes……………… i just want some god damn peace of mind and a non-stressful environment



Jan 4,2019
136,553 notes

susiethemoderator:

wafflebloggies:

that first bottle dead ass looks like it’s gonna make you shoot crows out of your hands

the first bottle was also full of liquidized cocaine



Jan 4,2019
47,595 notes

unpretty:

i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond



Jan 4,2019
5,619 notes

theoreocat:

In 2018, Oreo gave us some of the best yawns on Tumblr.